Wrote up this hypnotic song. Probably won’t work as a real induction, but I’ve had weirder things work. Unfortunately I remembered that I can’t actually sing well enough to do the song. So, Here’s the lyrics anyway. its set to the tune of Major Tom: Coming Home
Floating all alone
Your mind is waiting
let yourself relax
close your eyes
Feel from your feet
to your head
let your body rest
and breath deeply
Wait for my count
Listen for the trance
Your mind is sinking
let yourself relax
you start dreaming
Send yourself so deep
as I count
down to one
4 3 2 1
You start sinking
drifting falling
floating weightless
sinking sinking down…
Second level down
Your mind is deeper
not a single thought
drifting sleeper
start to collect
all resistance
throw it all away
until we’re done
it’s so much fun
back at ground control
there is a problem
go to rockets full
not responding
“hello Major Tom
are you receiving
turn the thrusters on
we’re standing by”
there’s no reply
Down to your core
there are no problems
fall deeper now
you deserve it
listen to the song
if you enjoy it
let yourself drop down
now on my count
drift gently now
4 3 2 1
You start sinking
drifting falling
floating weightless
sinking sinking down…
Across your deepened mind
One last suggestion
Wake on my next count
and feel so good
In your deepest mind
you know my words will
bring you back just fine
in pleasure
now my words command
as you are drifting
wake as you understand
On count of four
you wake once more
One two three four